Posts Tagged ‘satire

10
Oct
09

“Weekend” – JC’s Dictionary

weekend ( \ˈwēk-ˌend\ ) n. — The period of time following each work week, typically spent trying to track down medical care for a sick child.  This holds even more true when (a) one lives in a small town with no weekend clinics of any kind, (b) other individuals in the household, adults included, are also showing signs of illness, (c) incliment weather is a factor, and/or (d) if it is a “long” weekend, due to a holiday or other planned absence from work.  Not to be confused with “free time” or “rest.”

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22
Feb
09

What President Obama wants to hear:

This and more amusing poster spoofs over at The Village Voice.  (CLICKITY)

30
Oct
08

Texans: ignorant, and d*mn proud of it

A poll conducted by the University of Texas showed that Texans favor John McCain to Barack Obama (51% to 40%) which comes as little surprise in the home state of current President George W. Bush…

What DOES seem a bit odd is that the same poll, published in the Houston Chronicle, revealed that around 23 percent of Texans polled believe that Barry Obama is a Muslim.

I think that this serves to illustrate the tremendous gaps in the Texas Public Education System.  We’ve really dropped the ball.

*cough* SATIRE *cough*

*cough* SATIRE *cough*

In sadly-ignored reality, Obama is a humanist/racist/socialist masquerading as a protestant Christian.  Why more Texans don’t know the truth (after numerous months they have had to learn it) is far beyond me.

Oh well… if he wins, we should ALL be made aware of it in short order.  Thank goodness for small favors.

23
Feb
08

Satire lives!

It’s called Stuff White People Like, and it’s sheer brilliance.

Here’s a quick test to see if you “get it.”  Click HERE, and read #62.

“But it is ESSENTIAL that you reassert that poor people do not make decisions based on free will. That news could crush white people and their hope for the future.”

Brilliant.  Oh, be sure and read the comments on the entry above.  Amazing how many people miss the point entirely…

Oh well, off the Wal-Mart for some Moon Pies and RC Cola.  Laters.




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