Posts Tagged ‘Paramount Pictures

04
Nov
07

A real Amer… uh… Brussels? Seriously?

Guess who’s keeping us safe from all those Scottish arms dealers… (I’m talking to YOU, Connery.) It’s G.I Joe… at least that’s what these idiots over at Paramount Pictures would have you believe.

Read THIS to get a good perspective on the situation (clicky).

If this doesn’t set your blood to boiling then you’re no red-blooded American… or you just weren’t paying attention during the ’80s. I swear I hear the sound of Cobra Commander, Destro, and the Baroness… laughing their evil, ruthless, terrorist *sses off about this.

Stupid Hollywood. Another childhood love, crapped on. (At least The Transformers are safe from their… Dang, never mind.)

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