“You can’t take the sky from me…”

HERE (click) is a post I wrote over at ScrewAttack about the greatest show you never saw, Firefly.

CLICK HERE to watch the entire series online for free.  (Thanks to Hulu.com.)

Today’s challenge: What’s grosser than THIS?

In this corner… we have Whoopi Goldberg proposing a menage a trois with House Speaker Nancy Pelosi and her husband Paul.  (CLICK HERE to read.  I swear, I’m not making this up.)

And in the other corner we have… what?  Seriously, can you top this?