It’s not just your imagination, teachers: your students want to kill you…

You never can tell when a budding psychopath is going to try to take you out.

This is why I keep my $%!#$ door locked when I’m not in my room. That, and somebody stole my GameBoy last year… Still trying to get over that one.

Stupid, stupid, MySpace Ohio teachers…

THIS is why I don’t talk to students on MySpace.

Well THAT, aaaaand it’s a swirling vortex of social dysfunction. Aaaaand it’s DUMB.

Yeah. OHIO!!