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“Religion of Peace?” — Teacher to be flogged in Sudan…

British national Gillian Gibbons, 54, faces 40 lashes, six months of imprisonment, or monetary punishment. Why?

Because of a teddy bear.

… not sure what else I could say here. If I ever get a puppy, though, I’m pretty sure what I’ll name him…

UPDATE:  Ms. Gibbons has been sentenced to 15 days in prison.  No flogging (now that the eyes of the world are on the Sudanese government.)  No word as to whether she will be allowed access to HUNNY POTS to alleviate “rumblies in her tumbly” during the time to be served.

Absolutely ridiculous.  Stupid Sudan.

Stupid, stupid, MySpace Ohio teachers…

THIS is why I don’t talk to students on MySpace.

Well THAT, aaaaand it’s a swirling vortex of social dysfunction. Aaaaand it’s DUMB.

Yeah. OHIO!!