I’ve heard of this, but never before had the (mis)fortune to actually run across it.
I’ve seen a little less than 10 minutes. I’m not a drinking man, but I may have to start before I watch any more.
And yes… that IS Bea Arthur. Why, God?? Why, George Lucas?!?
Watch it below, or CLICK HERE to see it at Google Video. Where you COULD, I suppose, watch it in full-screen… if you hate yourself that much.
‘Tis the season for utter craziness. God Bless America!
First item up for bids: a 10-year old Florida girl gets arrested for cutting her steak with a knife.
Insanity In Action #1: Way to demonstrate how to be a responsible adult there, teachers… Call the cops on a little girl.
Next, what says “Christmas cheer” better than a 33-year old New York woman fondling Santa Claus?
No, really—click HERE to read for yourself.
Insanity In Action #2: Be careful who you call “Ho Ho HO,” old man… Some people may interpret that as a come-on.
Finally, in a bright spot, Bill Clinton gets pwned (pronounced “hahahahaha,”) in a response statement from the RNC following claims that G.H.W. Bush would join him on a worldwide tour to apologize for his son’s (current President Bush) bad behavior.
Insanity In Action #3: People actually WANT this man back in the White House…
IN SUMMARY: Whether it’s your cutlery, your hands, or your opinions… maaaaaybe it’s a good idea to keep things to yourself.
I thought I’d share one of my favorite seasonal resources with my many (LOL) readers: The X-Entertainment Christmas Jukebox.
If you’re familiar with the X-Entertainment website (warning: NOT porn,) then you know what to expect. Matt (whose name I can’t seem to recall,) a twenty-something writer from New York state, has spent nearly a decade (I think) writing capsule reviews about toys, TV shows, and life experiences from his childhood (still in progress.)
His streaming Christmas jukebox (linked below) contains a collection of holiday favorites from radio and TV of yesteryear, as well as some more obscure tunes (Dominick the Christmas Donkey or Run DMC’s Christmas in Hollis are a couple which spring to mind.) Not all of them are child-friendly, but you are guaranteed to smile and groan as the Christmas memories come crashing through your brain.
NEW: They play in their own window (not sure what the plugin is… probably flash.)
Enjoy. 
